For All My Girlfriends

By Shannon Gosney
In Blogging Randomness
August 11, 2011

For all my girlfriends out there, you’ll really appreciate this message, just as I did when I received it via email the other day.  Please let me know what ya think!


I don’t want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

It is GOOD to be a woman:

1.  We got off the Titanic first.

2.  We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3.  Taxis stop for us.

4.  We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5.  No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6.  We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7.  If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8.  We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9.  We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10.  We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11.  We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12.  If we marry someone 20 years or younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13.  We will never regret piercing our ears.

14.  There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15.  We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.

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Shannon Gosney is the author of The Mommy-Files, a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. With 3 active boys, Shannon loves living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

5 Responses to “For All My Girlfriends”

  1. Rosey says:

    Sending over a virtual high-5 for such a great post!

  2. Kayla says:

    Ha! So very true xD
    Those are all great!

  3. LOL! these are funny, but true.

  4. OMG, I totally LOVE these, but only because they are all absolutely TRUE!
    Thanks for sharing.

  5. momznite says:

    Too funny! Fitting into HS earrings is a forgiving test – I like that.

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