Joke of the Day
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some [...]
Joke of the Day
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
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While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Bill stood there dumbfounded.
Another man [...]
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A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial.
“Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten so [...]
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A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying [...]
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Mrs. Smith’s elderly husband doesn’t feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says, “Mrs. Smith I’m sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die.” Mrs. Smith says, “Dr. is there anything I can do?” [...]
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An elderly couple is sitting in church and they’re singing with the congregation. The song ends and the congregation sits down. The old woman writes something on a piece of paper and hands it to her husband. The note reads: “I just let a silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband writes a response on [...]
Joke of the Day
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.
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Joke of the Day
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. “What’ll be, boys?”
The first vampire says “Blood. Give me blood.”
The second vampire says “I too wish for blood!”
The third vampire says “Give me plasma.”
The Bartender smiles and says “Got it. Two bloods, and a blood-light.”
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with [...]
