Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
May 30th, 2011
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At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs? “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
May 22nd, 2011
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This one is cute and funny! _______________________________________________ Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The […]...
By Shannon Gosney
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Apr 9th, 2011
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A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom – his hands were dirty. She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?” Smiling the boy replied, “I think I’d be too polite to mention it.” ——————————————&...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 12th, 2011
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 11th, 2011
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An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Feb 3rd, 2011
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A policeman parked his police van in front of the station.  While gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking and he saw a little boy staring in at him. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” the policeman replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at him and towards […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Jan 11th, 2011
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Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity. Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
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