Joke of the Day
At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs? “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the [...]
Joke of the Day
This one is cute and funny!
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Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer says, [...]
Joke of the Day
A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom – his hands were dirty.
She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?”
Smiling the boy replied, “I think I’d be too polite to mention it.”
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Joke is courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
Joke of the Day
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats [...]
Joke of the Day
An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen anything [...]
Joke of the Day
A policeman parked his police van in front of the station. While gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking and he saw a little boy staring in at him. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” the policeman replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at him and towards [...]
Joke of the Day
Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.
Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
Adult Realizations
I received these in an email and thought they were so funny, I just had to share them with you! Which one is your favorite??
ADULT REALIZATIONS
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an [...]
Joke of the Day
Peter says. Doctor, I see double!
Sit on the chair please the doctor says.
Which one? Peter replied.
Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
Joke of the Day
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it; Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, “Hey kid, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” The newsboy ignored him and went on calling [...]
