Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
May 30th, 2011
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At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs? “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
May 22nd, 2011
3 Comments
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This one is cute and funny! _______________________________________________ Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Apr 9th, 2011
3 Comments
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A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom – his hands were dirty. She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?” Smiling the boy replied, “I think I’d be too polite to mention it.” ——————————————&...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 12th, 2011
2 Comments
60 Views
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 11th, 2011
1 Comment
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An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Feb 3rd, 2011
4 Comments
21 Views
A policeman parked his police van in front of the station.  While gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking and he saw a little boy staring in at him. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” the policeman replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at him and towards […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Jan 11th, 2011
2 Comments
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Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity. Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Dec 28th, 2010
9 Comments
57 Views
I received these in an email and thought they were so funny, I just had to share them with you! Which one is your favorite?? ADULT REALIZATIONS 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Dec 15th, 2010
1 Comment
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Peter says. Doctor, I see double! Sit on the chair please the doctor says. Which one? Peter replied. Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Nov 28th, 2010
5 Comments
45 Views
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it; Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, “Hey kid, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” The newsboy ignored him and went on calling […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Nov 20th, 2010
1 Comment
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The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Nov 15th, 2010
1 Comment
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A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?” Joke is courtesy […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Nov 6th, 2010
2 Comments
30 Views
While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Bill stood there dumbfounded. Another […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Nov 3rd, 2010
1 Comment
28 Views
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. “Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 30th, 2010
1 Comment
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A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 14th, 2010
3 Comments
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Mrs. Smith’s elderly husband doesn’t feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says, “Mrs. Smith I’m sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die.” Mrs. Smith says, “Dr. is there anything I can do?” […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 9th, 2010
2 Comments
34 Views
An elderly couple is sitting in church and they’re singing with the congregation.  The song ends and the congregation sits down.  The old woman writes something on a piece of paper and hands it to her husband.  The note reads: “I just let a silent fart.  What should I do?” The husband writes a response […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 7th, 2010
2 Comments
39 Views
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions. Joke of the Day is courtesy of aJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 6th, 2010
1 Comment
19 Views
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. “What’ll be, boys?” The first vampire says “Blood. Give me blood.” The second vampire says “I too wish for blood!” The third vampire says “Give me plasma.” The Bartender smiles and says “Got it. Two bloods, an...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 24th, 2010
3 Comments
22 Views
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around […]...
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