Joke of the Day
A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother muse puffed up her [...]
Joke of the Day
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
This joke was courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
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Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And [...]
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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger man asks, “If I guess [...]
Joke of the Day
Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!
Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
Joke of the Day
A psychiatrist’s secretary walks into his study and says,
“There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he’s invisible.”
The psychiatrist responds, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Joke is courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
Joke of the Day
I really needed to laugh today.
A woman at a department store asks a clerk: Will you help me out, please?
“Certainly, just go through that door” replied the clerk.
Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
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Joke of the Day
I was going to tell you the joke about the pencil, but there’s really no point to it.
Joke of the Day
A Blonde’s Year in Review
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer!!!
March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months……Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’
April – Trapped on escalator for hours … Power went out!!!
May - Tried to make [...]
Joke of the Day
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering [...]
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