Joke of the Day
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Mozart’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.”
He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, And it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.”
So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth…the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery. “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Mozart decomposing.”
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That’s too funny. Thanks for sharing!
A bit morbid, but this one is appropriate for Halloween
cute. here is one for you!
How I learned to mind my own business…
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, ‘13….13….13.’
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on…..
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting ‘14….14….14′…
Hahahahaha!! I don’t know why that struck me so funny, but it did
Grrroooaaannn… that one was just bad!