Joke of the Day

These are funny quotes:

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

“Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I am warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

“In God we trust, all others are suspects.”




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Written by Shannon Gosney (formerly known as Shannon Steen-Larsen) Shannon is the author of The Mommy-Files Blog. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. She is a single, stay-at-home mom of 3 active boys, living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California. After her full-time job as a stay-at-home mom with her 3 boys, Shannon is now working on earning her Certificate in Paralegal Studies at the local college. On her blog, Shannon talks about motherhood, family fun activities, and kitchen tips and recipes. Shannon reviews products, performances, restaurants, and different businesses, and also conducts giveaways.

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4 Responses to “Joke of the Day”
  1. 1
    Jennifer says:

    I can totally appreciate these jokes LOL. I like the first one!

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    r4 dsi says:

    Really funny joke…….

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    Shelbie Johnston says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE this one, If you run you’ll only go to jail tired LOLOLOL!

  4. 4

    I like the warning one… having a step-son as a retired policeman, he appreciated it also.
    I really like your Joke of the Day posts… it alway gives me something to smile about!

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