Joke A Day
Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!”
The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
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This is really funny,I feel that way sometimes when I start to do something and can’t remember
what it was I was going to do.I will have to tell this to the ladies at my church they will love it
Gee, and I thought it was just my medication!!
I’ll have to pass this one on to The Hubs… you know, the old man that I’m married to!!
I just wanted to say I love your jokes
Hey, that’s my favorite Lymie joke!!! Lol
Just substitute ‘Lymies’ for ‘Old Ladies’ and it’s just about the same thing =]
Your Jokes always make me smile. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Thank You!